Got a brodcast message today, known as a bc in the BBM lingo. Anyway, most these broadcasts are friggen annoying, with people asking for ‘chats?’ when they have no friends and nothing better to do with their life than beg to have a conversation; or others broadcasting a random number/code that might somehow upgrade your BBM messenger and give you crazy new features and showing how ignorant and stupid people can be; while other claiming that BBM is going down and you must broadcast the message on or all your contacts will be deleted and you will be taken offline even though you pay for a service. But how much ever you tell people they’re stupid and ignorant, they carry on being stupid and ignorant well because they are stupid and ignorant. . .
Anyway, I got a pretty funny broadcast recently. Whoever wrote this, is a friggen legend, not because they’re using a BlackBerry service to put down BlackBerry Messenger (Hypocrisy much?), but because it is actually a pretty funny piece of ‘poetry’. (Interested in poetry? Even if you’re not, click here for your chance to win a BlackBerry)
The BlackBerry poem
BlackBerry BlackBerry, why do u go down..
Every month I feed you about 10 pound.
Your signal comes and goes when it feels..
Keep seeing 'SOS', what's the deal?
See the little red clock, when my messages don't send..
So I keep pinging and pinging, again and again.
Got people bc'ing a stupid code..
And your bloody browser, takes the piss to load.
"Ping if u get this" is the only way..
As I can't update my status today.
Take my battery out, and put it back in..
Done it so many times, I give up u win.
Blackberry BlackBerry, your true colours have shown..
You've pushed me one step closer, to getting an iPhone =D
Have to say, iPhones win this one.
Updated score: BlackBerry 2 – iPhone 2